In my quest to pen more positive posts, here is a public service announcement to any of you who have children, will have children, or even just know children AND want to keep them safe.
I recently attended a West Virginia Power baseball game and was startled to see the following sign (bear with the poor light and fuzziness, although I probably could have gained entry based on looks alone, I didn’t want to get too close).
Kids Only?! Most places I know with “Woody” in the name are definitely “Adult Only.” Parents, I beg of you, please tell your children NOT visit Woodyville. I’m sorry, it just doesn’t seem like anything good is going to happen to them there. I’m sure that they will be offered free candy or a trip to a Hannah Montana concert, but in reality, Woodyville is really only home to skeezy characters.
Please heed my warning.