Last week started off strong with two solid posts and then where did I go? Wow. I wish I knew. Baby is fully consuming my mind and my life at this point. (Creativity and spare time, be damned!) And as my husband so sensitively pointed out last night, she’s consuming my body as well. I believe his exact words were: “Honey, don’t take this the wrong way but you’re a house.” I’m sure some pregnant women would cry, hit, stomp off, etc., not me. I just laughed. At 34 weeks pregnant, I AM a house! What else can I do at this point? Besides birth a baby. Oh! Apparently there is one thing that I can do, purely for the entertainment of my husband: dress up as the Danny Devito Penguin from Batman. “You’re all round, kinda have a big nose, and can you do this: ‘quack, quack, quack?'” Again, most pregnant people would injure someone who made that comparison but again, I just laughed. I might actually consider this costume idea if it were Halloween or if I could stay awake past 9pm to attend a costume party. But yes, Baby isn’t here yet and she’s already affecting my blogging. I apologize. Wait, what is that? You want to know how you can help? Oh, readers, you’re so sweet!
1) Do you have a blog post idea? Don’t start your own blog. It’s tough. Just send your ideas to me at email@example.com.
3) Keep reading and commenting. No matter how lame or infrequent my posts become. Remember, I’m pregnant, you don’t want to make me cry.