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Wanted: Co-Blogger

19 Jan

I’m sure that you’ve all seen the latest news, Vitamin G has stepped down from her post as my co-blogger.  A sad day for 141characters indeed!  We’ll miss her and her witty thoughts about food, festivals, and zombies.  I gladly invite her back to guest post from time to time!  I’ll miss you, Vitamin G!   Mainly because this means that I have to come up with more blog posts.  Eek.  I suppose that I could look for a new co-blogger.  Hmmm.  Let’s see what some of my major requirements would be:

Must love food and hating on celebrities. I mean, what else would you write about?

Must hate vampires. Vitamin G wholeheartedly disagreed and it made things uncomfortable.

Must be a good writer. See any of Vitamin G’s posts for proper 141characters writing style.

Must be funny, but not funnier than me. Vitamin G was really clever but I’d like a new co-blogger to not be funnier than me, I want to be the outright funny one this time.  Selfish?  I don’t care.  It’s my blog now, suckas!

Must also be unemployed. Blogging is easier when you’re unemployed.  I think that’s where Vitamin G went wrong.

Interested in applying? Please send a writing sample that I may or may not steal from you and use as a future post.  It all depends on how funny it is.  I will then schedule an interview with you over a meal or ice cream.  You must pay.

On second thought, as much as I’d love the free ice cream, I’ll just stick to blogging by myself.  I will gladly take suggestions on future or recurring posts though!  Let me know what you want to see on 141characters and I’ll do my best to cover it.

Farewell, Vitamin G!

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Vitamin G Out!

18 Jan

To all of our adoring fans who live inside my computer:

As it turns out, I only have about five months worth of things to say.  Also, I find that there is an inverse relationship between doings things that motivate blog posts and having time to write blog posts.  For those of you who did not get to high school algebra, I think that is the correct way of saying that I don’t have time to write because I am spending time making crude mugs in pottery class, playing on the worst volleyball team in history, going to ineffective board meetings, trying to make my new sewing machine work, reading for my book club, taking first aid classes, working late, playing with my puppy, watching American Idol, and reading Mondoo’s posts (she’s so funny!).  Sorry friends!  Maybe I’ll get inspired every now and then and Mondoo will let me write a guest post.  Until then, hopefully I will see you in the real world.

Hearts 5000,

vitamin g